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Jul
8th
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the great cupcake eat off of july 8th morgan 4 kristen 4 dieter 0 dieter sucked, i think it has to do with the fact that he has no lower half. but his looks do make up for his lack of cupcake eating skillz.

the great cupcake eat off of july 8th

morgan 4

kristen 4

dieter 0

dieter sucked, i think it has to do with the fact that he has no lower half. but his looks do make up for his lack of cupcake eating skillz.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAWNI!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAWNI!!!!!!
Jul
7th
Mon
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My childhood home. Kinda cramped but, we made it work
My childhood home. Kinda cramped but, we made it work
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Jul
4th
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My dad is celebrating his independence w/ subway & navy crocs. happy 4th
My dad is celebrating his independence w/ subway & navy crocs. happy 4th
Jul
1st
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i really want to see that cock movie
— my mom after a couple glasses of wine referring to Hancock. i love her bad memory,
Jun
30th
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i’m leaving for 6 fun fulled days with my parents in Minneapolis. here’s my to do list for the long weekend. eat a juicy lucy from the 5-8 club. it’s a dirty old bar that my dad likes to take us girls. i always get super excited and bite right into that burger and get liquid cheese all over me. it’s totally worth it. side note i substitute the onion rings with cheese curds beat what ever high score my sister is holding on the wii right now for every game… no matter what. go mall walking with my mom every morning, yeah i said mall walking. we’re hardcore in MPLS. sebastian joe’s homemade cookies and cream ice cream. i can’t write anything else about it cause i want to eat it right now and i might drool on my keyboard. beg my dad to take me cruising around the lakes in his 1962 corvette attempt to ride my bike for the first time since i flipped it in 4th grade and knocked my two front teeth out. JIMMY JOHN’S i love jimmy johns! it kills me that there isn’t one in the city O.D. on caribou coffee coolers. best coffee chain, hands down basically i’m going home and i’m going to eat my weight in red meat and sugar. i can’t wait.

i’m leaving for 6 fun fulled days with my parents in Minneapolis. here’s my to do list for the long weekend.

  1. eat a juicy lucy from the 5-8 club. it’s a dirty old bar that my dad likes to take us girls. i always get super excited and bite right into that burger and get liquid cheese all over me. it’s totally worth it. side note i substitute the onion rings with cheese curds
  2. beat what ever high score my sister is holding on the wii right now for every game… no matter what.
  3. go mall walking with my mom every morning, yeah i said mall walking. we’re hardcore in MPLS.
  4. sebastian joe’s homemade cookies and cream ice cream. i can’t write anything else about it cause i want to eat it right now and i might drool on my keyboard.
  5. beg my dad to take me cruising around the lakes in his 1962 corvette
  6. attempt to ride my bike for the first time since i flipped it in 4th grade and knocked my two front teeth out.
  7. JIMMY JOHN’S i love jimmy johns! it kills me that there isn’t one in the city
  8. O.D. on caribou coffee coolers. best coffee chain, hands down

basically i’m going home and i’m going to eat my weight in red meat and sugar. i can’t wait.

Jun
27th
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dazzlingdelta: soupsoup: azizisbored: “If it were physically possible, I would fuck this movie.” - Aziz Ansari The early reviews on AICN and Rolling Stone are not at all overhyping. This film is incredible and will blow away even the highest of expectations. I am fucking stunned and you will be too. Heath Ledger’s Joker is even more amazing than you think it will be. I want to see The Dark Knight again as soon as possible!! I can not wait

dazzlingdelta:

soupsoup:

azizisbored:

“If it were physically possible, I would fuck this movie.” - Aziz Ansari

The early reviews on AICN and Rolling Stone are not at all overhyping. This film is incredible and will blow away even the highest of expectations. I am fucking stunned and you will be too. Heath Ledger’s Joker is even more amazing than you think it will be.

I want to see The Dark Knight again as soon as possible!!

I can not wait