2008

Aug

Joel McHale’s cover of Heidi Montag’s Overdosin’ I <3 joel

funnies:

schnarnidoo: AIM IM with thewhitbomb:12:20 PMme: how is niecey?whitney: niecey is good and...

good lighting and a good angle can do wonders.

first 5 minutes of Gossip Girl.. sadly not as shocking as i was hoping for. lots of marketing build...

mascarah: Heidi Montag’s 80’s aerobics themed video for her new single “Overdosin” You have got to...

“Bitch may be the new Black. But Black is the new President,...”
— Tracy Morgan, I just rewatched...

juliaallison: With the talented Alison Becker, enjoying (my...

Tumblr book recommendations....

peterwknox: superfuzz: madeinthedark: I know a good number of you are avid readers like myself. I...

this is not how i wanted to start my monday

today the assistant in the office asked if we needed any new...

no pressure on this kid to be funny what so ever

o-rly: I told Kristen to “Do ORLY?” This ensued. Unsure who...

GIMME YOUR FINGER NAILS

TUMBLR AND FACEBOOK ARE BEING JERKS TODAY. i just want to upload some pictures the internet keeps...

The Number One Hits of 1983 ... rad!

bikerfish: This might be the ultimate karaoke playlist! “Maneater” Daryl Hall and John Oates “Down...

my 46 year old gay uncle friended my on facebook the other...

my fortune for today

My roomie is making me hold everything in her bag. Herpicin,...

emmas: Thats horrifying. Truly heartbreaking. They’re always your babies regardless of how old they...

One plus to working in jersey, scenic ride home

corndogs: amandatory: do i see a peen? Aw - thats exactly...

my roommate and i found this jem on PBS when we were hungover on sunday. we spent the rest of the...

james franco’s voice makes him sound like a douche...

fareastmeetswildwest: overit: Psssssssssssssssss last...

i hate when i call a customer service line and the person that’s helping me is a heavy...

oh shit, it’s fucking black as night in NJ right now

katieschenk: via

When will Michael Cera quit playing high school roles… I feel like such a pedophile for having...

“What if God didn’t intend for us to eat the animals....”
— Tom Papa

brianvan: (relevance) this was the line that made me fall in love with 30 rock

i’ve been at work for almost two hours and the only productive thing i’ve done so far is...

“Hollar at your boy!” Oh Tim Gunn

new favorite website

www.bitchpleaz.com

hipsterdiet: ardenashley: Sunny goes to Comic Con … these guys are heroes. Host: Charlie why...

out of the 7 girls i work with, 3 of us are wearing the exact same deep v tshirt in grey with jeans....

I just realized that I put my underwear on insided out… i’m glad that at 26 I still...

eating on the subway

dazzlingdelta: kinda grosses me out. Me too. Wanna know whats worse, breast feeding on the subway.

Amber Tamblyn and David Cross are still dating. I could...

“Don’t do anything by half. If you love someone, love them...”
— Henry Rollins (via...

He’s a monster

Samson Poopface came to visit. We’re in lurve

Jul

This is the worst news of the day! Sam Talbot, the dreamboat...

On Manhattan Laziness

antikris: My coworker and I were driving back from our meeting in Westchester today and we were...

katiebakes: WANT MORE? Rex provides the greatest service in the history of the Internet by linking...

gooneruk: Where does your Tumblr name come from? It’s the nick name that my two best friends...

thewordunheard: This past weekend, Andreas and I roasted...

peterwknox: saramcpherson: OMG - BACON BRIEFCASE! ...

dazzlingdelta: ameliamagritte: jgh: claudia: (via...

why i fail at life, by kristen

Erin, Dawn, and Whitney are out and about enjoying this beautiful weather… and what am I...

Me: Happy Birthday Slut!
BF Erin: Oh thank you... but I prefer to be called young and frisky. Slut ages me

dazzlingdelta: whateverlolawants: Ryan needs to make some...

dawnid: As if crocs aren’t bad enough. They have HIGH HEEL...

Good Vibrations- Beach Boys the yucky weather calls for some Beach Boys loving today

Let's play a game

adeandabet: soupsoup: jennifur85: Gay? Hipster? or European? Ah! This is like our game “Dyke or...

I’ve had a long annoying day…. but uncle just sent this video and it made smile. leaving...

katiebakes: THE HILLS SEASON 4 TRAILER davidcho: So many thoughts running through my head right...

My co workers new baby, Samsonite Poopface

I’m going to be sick

dawnid: How does one go about appyling to being apart of...

My Favorites Dawni and Whitney are going to be in New York...

gossip girl season 2 teasers “a hot lifeguard is like a tissue… use once then throw...

christinahaberkern: Always Sunny. Back September 18th. This video makes me miss home sooooo...

Zipper Cornelilus- my old roommate, i miss that little...

my coworker introduced me to the Catherine Tate Show yesterday and i just added the first two season...

Sarah Silverman is no longer f*cking Jimmy...

I just screamed at Joel Mcale not to hug me. My heart is racing

not as creepy as i was hoping for… maybe it’s...

I have an hour left at work and I don’t really want to do any work… so instead I’m...

Gettin hitched at the Waffle House -...

dawnid: corndogs: I have lived in Georgia now for over 3 years. I never thought I’d live in a red...

my best friend erin surprised visited me this week…...

my coworkers found out about my arnold diaz fetish and now...

the great cupcake eat off of july 8th morgan 4 kristen...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAWNI!!!!!!

My childhood home. Kinda cramped but, we made it work

My dad is celebrating his independence w/ subway & navy...

“i really want to see that cock movie”
— my mom after a couple glasses...

Jun

i’m leaving for 6 fun fulled days with my parents in...

dazzlingdelta: soupsoup: azizisbored: “If it were...

A couple of hilarious voicemails (above) from a mega-douche named Dimitri are currently making the...

First Dark Knight Review

over eater

i need to quit eating just to see how much i can fit my body in one sitting… oh the pain.

Justin TImberlake for Givenchy

it’s sad that i still want to makeout with him.

after reading through all of the posts that i couldn’t...

my friend was sitting in the section right behind coldplay...

mallisser: Lights will guide you home. Awesome ending to a...

I’m sitting at MSG waiting for mr. martin to come on and wanting to kill the high school kids...

Kelly and i are getting coached on playing craps

fareastmeetswildwest: jessicagoldharalson: CONFESSION: I’m...

dawnid: davidcho: Hovie and Ricky Gervais watching Chris...

I have the biggest crush on Twitch…. I got chills watching this last night

mascarah: Kevin Garnett and the kiss of victory. I loved KG...

Pete Wentz is on Tumblr...

o-rly: I had been to NYC full of cool different bars and...

procrastination is my middle name

instead of doing my laundry i spend $90 at a sample sale so i had clothes to wear this week.

Just got my Coldplay tickets in the mail. what a good ending to a crappy day

“Well, if you have four bad days in four straight years, then...”
— Alec Baldwin

amandalynferri: We Used to be Friends - The Dandy Warhols when ever i hear this song i get excited...

“listen you sinner, i’m sinning too… just waiting...”
— Gavin Degraw, she holds a key

Johnny Depp films Public Enemies in Chicago on his 45th...

kevin you got me on a freaks and geeks kick. I love this show and all of it’s amazing...

I just watched the finale of The Paper and I have to say that I’ve really become an Amanda...

Why I'm Not Getting an iPhone

mallisser: It’s really very simple - I just like to press keys. No big deal. agreed

i miss my friend megan

Goodbye NY, hello North Carolina and sweet peach teas

Travis Wall auditioning as a girl on SYTYCD last night. His dancing is sick

I'm and idiot

So the whole point to have Netflix is so that I don’t have to pay $12 for mediocre movies. I...

Note: The following techniques should be applied during...

Close callThe MoneymakerDreamworldCapturing...

Joel McHale interview

o-rly: this might have been a bad idea dawni… i need to do...

dawni wanna come june 24th…. i won some coldplay tix

my eyes were 1/3 my head when i was growing up.

O Rly? vs. FAIL

don’t worry kevin, Orly? would not be stepping on your toes…. instead of making fun of...

Jenny Lewis is fucking awesome

i just looked through my myspace for the first time in about...

FAIL

mint lotion + my peeling/burnt face = extreme pain

May

Holy Shit! I opened my email to find a reminder for Rilo...

today someone told me i was loosing weight… so i...

My mini me came to visit me at work