my parents tought me better than this RSS

Hi I'm Kristen
My parents say I'm funny
you can email me here:
kmstone12@gmail.com

Archive

Aug
22nd
Fri
permalink
today the assistant in the office asked if we needed any new office supplies and i responded “some vodka and a gun”. everyone laughed…. but i wasn’t joking. i need some Effen Vodka right now
today the assistant in the office asked if we needed any new office supplies and i responded “some vodka and a gun”. everyone laughed…. but i wasn’t joking. i need some Effen Vodka right now
Aug
21st
Thu
permalink
no pressure on this kid to be funny what so ever
no pressure on this kid to be funny what so ever
permalink
o-rly:

I told Kristen to “Do ORLY?”
This ensued.
Unsure who the tragic looking fellow is in the background.

sorta creepy to look through my dashboard and all the sudden a picture of me looking like a douche jockey pops up.

thanks dawni, i love it

o-rly:

I told Kristen to “Do ORLY?”

This ensued.



Unsure who the tragic looking fellow is in the background.

sorta creepy to look through my dashboard and all the sudden a picture of me looking like a douche jockey pops up.

thanks dawni, i love it

Aug
20th
Wed
permalink
GIMME YOUR FINGER NAILS
permalink
TUMBLR AND FACEBOOK ARE BEING JERKS TODAY. i just want to upload some pictures the internet keeps cockblocking me. grr
permalink
permalink
my 46 year old gay uncle friended my on facebook the other day. i think it’s time to shut it down
my 46 year old gay uncle friended my on facebook the other day. i think it’s time to shut it down
Aug
14th
Thu
permalink
my fortune for today
my fortune for today
Aug
13th
Wed
permalink
My roomie is making me hold everything in her bag. Herpicin, comb, nano
My roomie is making me hold everything in her bag. Herpicin, comb, nano