my parents tought me better than this

i’m leaving for 6 fun fulled days with my parents in Minneapolis. here’s my to do list for the long weekend.

1. eat a juicy lucy from the 5-8 club. it’s a dirty old bar that my dad likes to take us girls. i always get super excited and bite right into that burger and get liquid cheese all over me. it’s totally worth it. side note i substitute the onion rings with cheese curds
2. beat what ever high score my sister is holding on the wii right now for every game… no matter what.
3. go mall walking with my mom every morning, yeah i said mall walking. we’re hardcore in MPLS.
4. sebastian joe’s homemade cookies and cream ice cream. i can’t write anything else about it cause i want to eat it right now and i might drool on my keyboard.
5. beg my dad to take me cruising around the lakes in his 1962 corvette
6. attempt to ride my bike for the first time since i flipped it in 4th grade and knocked my two front teeth out.
7. JIMMY JOHN’S i love jimmy johns! it kills me that there isn’t one in the city
8. O.D. on caribou coffee coolers. best coffee chain, hands down

basically i’m going home and i’m going to eat my weight in red meat and sugar. i can’t wait.